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I'm sorry, baby, but it's my birthday,
But it's what they like.
Smoke?
you're still a young man.
Ma'am, this is a liquor store.
Yeah, I can't seem to take it off.
when you can't sleep.
Hey.
We lost one of the babies.
Don't... worry about what happened back there.
It's your last birthday of freedom.
Okay.
who doesn't forget his birthday.
Well, that should do it.
We watch these every year.
I don't know, like, a shoulder rub.
Oh, God.
I lost my wife last year.
Totally her fault.
I'm due at the station.
- Suit's on? - Yes, ma'am.
Oh! Ah!
Dad, we're officially worried about you.
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Someone left a newborn at my fire station.
Come on, Randall. Let's go.
♪ But I'm the envy of every single guy ♪
Sorry, Father.
I had to do something.
Stop. Joe, that is not our baby.
So I need to make him something for his birthday. Do you understand me?
Where did you get that thing?
Five if you suck, which, luckily, most of us do.
so-so that I can get a little bit more.
Hey, it's Miguel.
you are gonna have to take the good with the bad
- It's okay. - No,
- Mm-hmm. Yeah? Go see a double feature?
Hot Not crazy, dental hygienist named Stephanie
That is a newborn baby.
We lost the third baby, Jack. I'm-I'm very sorry.
You know what I asked him to help me with? Father Williams?
Because the best moment of my life was the morning I met her.
We're gonna make you those cheesy mugs every year
They got AC all day, snacks, popcorns,
Not about meeting you guys... I can't wait to meet you guys.
you get to buy yourself something.
When your pregnant But your husband wants a seductive lap dance
And he's pretty much perfect.
As in Fawcett? Yeah.