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- It's okay. - No,
Hey, it's Miguel.
Hey.
Totally her fault.
Someone left a newborn at my fire station.
- Suit's on? - Yes, ma'am.
They got AC all day, snacks, popcorns,
you're still a young man.
When your pregnant But your husband wants a seductive lap dance
Well, that should do it.
And he's pretty much perfect.
But it's what they like.
Stop. Joe, that is not our baby.
Oh, God.
It's your last birthday of freedom.
Come on, Randall. Let's go.
who doesn't forget his birthday.
I'm due at the station.
Ma'am, this is a liquor store.
So I need to make him something for his birthday. Do you understand me?
Where did you get that thing?
Oh! Ah!
I don't know, like, a shoulder rub.
You know what I asked him to help me with? Father Williams?
Not about meeting you guys... I can't wait to meet you guys.
Okay.
Dad, we're officially worried about you.
We're gonna make you those cheesy mugs every year
Five if you suck, which, luckily, most of us do.
Yeah, I can't seem to take it off.
you are gonna have to take the good with the bad
when you can't sleep.
I'm sorry, baby, but it's my birthday,
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Sorry, Father.
Hot Not crazy, dental hygienist named Stephanie
We lost the third baby, Jack. I'm-I'm very sorry.
We watch these every year.
Don't... worry about what happened back there.
I had to do something.
you get to buy yourself something.
As in Fawcett? Yeah.
I lost my wife last year.
Smoke?
Because the best moment of my life was the morning I met her.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah? Go see a double feature?
so-so that I can get a little bit more.
That is a newborn baby.
♪ But I'm the envy of every single guy ♪
We lost one of the babies.