Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, for fuck's sakes, restrain him.

If you had any integrity at all, you would quit!

Don't you try and stop me, Brad!

you know, it'd be great.

are recorded for posterity, Captain?

Help me defy an order.

♪ Safely to the sea? ♪

I'm not sure yet.

The next resupply can't launch for a month, so...

-Oorah! -Hooah!

Our lead suggestion from the focus group

Can you please let me out?

I don't want to read that in a textbook.

Dad, Dad, I'm in the desert, west of town, with some sketchy dudes.

No, I know, but it's... I'm good. It's fine. Thank you.

POTUS will be very happy.

I may be called upon to make a decision that I have to be completely sober for.

passive-aggression.

No, no. We're not going to nuke China.

I'm talking some serious

Tying the family up and letting them think they're gonna be murdered.

Sometimes, provocation requires a show of force!

♪ Safe on the ground ♪

Don't get captured like a bunch of losers,

Brown paper bag on fire, but there's poop in it.