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When you asked me out,
we also have the capability to TP as well.
Yeah.
[Erin] Duncan, it's Erin. Can you come get me?
You were ordered to order an attack, and I am ordering you to obey that order.
[imitates explosion]
How's it going, General?
[whispering] Hey, Captain Ali.
No. None of the big doctor brains packed a hammer.
General Naird, Chief Scientist!
Ah, I can't. It was an order.
["Spaceman" by Harry Nilsson playing]
Feels like no matter what I start doing, I always end up loading and cleaning guns.
I have to be prepared to order soldiers into battle.
What the hell? Did you guys not hear me yelling?
Nobody answer the phone for the next two hours.
Boots on the moon.
for this battle plan to destroy this Chinese base,
♪ I wanted to be a spaceman That's what I wanted to be ♪
Really?
-What are you gonna say? -I'm not gonna say anything.
No. They're a research center.
I'm going into battle tomorrow.
that would be better used to build your habitat.
-bull-in-a-China shop action. -[laughing]
Whoa. What up, stalker?
It's wrenchin' time.
Even though it would probably ruin things.
How long have you been watching me, huh?
Agreed. They just trampled over the American Koran.
Sir, I need to see some Space Force ID to let anyone inside.
If you need help, I can help you out. Here...
So are we.
♪ 'Round and around and Around and around and around ♪