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[Erin] I know. Sorry.
He stole pencils!
Julio!
Well, that's great!
Mr. Secretary, I just want to let you know before we begin,
No, what are you doing?
[whispering] Do you have your lighter in your pocket?
She's been very helpful.
Dr. Mallory, the Chinese Space Agency just posted some video of their base.
He didn't like something that the military was doing.
[dirt bike engines roaring]
[ringing]
Hey, I think, um, you can just let me out, like, right here.
with an "I just want you to know."
Okay.
It's like when people are like, "If we never see each other again,
but the spacemen are just a little tiny bit fucked.
♪ I knew that it had to be fun I told 'em to send me real soon ♪
Okay.
We're just joking around, Grandma. Jeez!
[line disconnects]
with your John Wayne swagger.
[blender whirring]
Do you have any cheese or, uh, is there salad?
-Where are we at with nukes? -[laughter]
The barrels are now water pipes, and the springs are in the thermostats.
[clears throat] Everybody suit up.
Wait.
Should I tell your dad?