HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Mark, they just named the flat area where we landed The Plains of Mallory.
That is where I shine.
General Naird!
-[Eddie] That's a wrench, you dimwit. -[hissing]
I wish I was black on the moon.
as high up in the administration as you can think!
-[laughing] You're my hero. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, God, I hate that.
He'll handle it.
-I'm good. -We're already here. We got the gasoline.
Dr. Mallory quit today.
How many pillows do you need?
They want an update.
[sighs]
[imitating Rocky] Adrian! Adrian!
-Mom! -Hi!
[Mark] Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
like, how I feel."
Step aside, Gomer.
Thank you. But now, it could become the site of the first moon atrocity.
Mark, what are you-- No. Stop it. I cannot let you eat that.
Let's do this thing.
I guess the first step would be to sprinkle it on your pants.
[stammers]
you have to patch that up immediately, or you'll all die.
[mockingly] "How many did you serve like this?"
No toothbrushes or deodorant either,
Oh, my God.
I just hope the general knows what he's doing.
It wasn't. It was a terrible choice, but I need you to come get me, okay?
US law applies 200 miles from a US flag.
Fuck it.
It's not enough. They trampled our flag.
Adrian!
[Mark] Captain Ali, I'd like you to look in locker 5.
This-- This has been debated in the policy circles
Loading and cleaning guns.
You can't kill people for insulting a symbol.
A flag is a symbol.
Huh.