Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

tired, shitty people

Want to just get drunk off their wedding wine?

You didn't grow up looking twice

What am I supposed to do, just sit around

"Jenny McCarthy Tank Top" constantly.

You can't go getting into other people's business.

It all sends a message,

I found these in the trash outside.

And that's when it dawned on me.

They're forms and pamphlets from a baby making clinic.

Well, can't you just, like, watch nudie stuff on your phone?

Once Kevin's gone, that's like the beginning.

"Dearest, please.

I'm your friend here, okay?

I-I wasn't -- I wasn't drinking alone.

and even then, it was 'cause I saw a dog

You know? Like, a real... protective urge.

at the hard part of all this, right?

Leave her alone, Neil!

But work is intense.

You knew that was fake?

♪ Ohhh, oh-h-h

Why would Allison go to the vaginacologist without you?

if I just sing and hold the guitar

All your dreams are coming true.

but we're gonna have to ask you some questions.

The fartility clinic.

I'm just -- I'm saying...

We both know how you are when you've had liquor.

I'm gonna need you to walk us through today,

But it's not just Neil you're worried about.

You're sobbing. No, I'm not.

before you left town next week?

another 15 years to start trying.

By shining a light in his eyes, real dramatic-like?

Liven up the life of a hairdresser, please.

my brother might be in there.

I'm just trying to show you that it's not a big deal.

with airplane glue again?

and buzz in a little cup,