Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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All right? Erin, stop being so emotional.
and, uh, you know, don't let anyone see you
(siren wails)
that this guy could die, wants to die,
CHARLIE: It's a good reminder that food is a thing.
You could absolutely die if you jump from that height.
-DENNIS: Thank you for your service. -MAC: Yeah, we love,
Why does Frank keep a casaba melon in the safe?
You gotta beef up security. You know how easy it was for me to get in that window?
What the hell? Come on, man.
that she landed on her head, you know.
All right, so how does one go about figuring out
Another thing I don't have to think about.
-Do we need to do another algorithm to figure this out? -CRICKET: Eh.
If you could, would you like to say anything to your son?
-Oh, yeah. -You know? But, like, this-this show is amazing.
You got him. Nice work, man.
You know? We'd put their pictures up, all around the bar
-Wouldn't you say, Dee? -Oh, absolutely. Yeah.
do you happen to ha-- I know you've got more eggs...
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But recently the girlfriend, she's disappeared
-Yeah, Dee, what would you say in this situation? -DEE: Well, I don't think
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-You've thought about it. -You asked me a...
-Get out of here, street rat. -Go!
Should we get involved in this in any way?
(all protesting)
wouldn't you say? I mean, he's hardly a child,
Uh, whoa, h-hold on a second, Dennis.
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G-- oh, dude, that's... What a gyp.
of, like, taking the humanity out of decisions.
but feelings are irrelevant in the face of facts.
-Oh! -Very good.
There's a guy stuck on the roof of Paddy's.
-like... -Mm-hmm?
-Too much. -I just was curious.
'cause of the algorithm.