Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Well, I guess in town I'll stay ♪

(speaking mock Swedish)

(Latin accent) Well, yes, Kermit,

OK, moving right along, friends. Stall, stall.

(seventh) ♪ Ow

That's your opinion. I'm gettin' outta here. No, you're not.

on our show, we do not..."

Good? Piggy, honey, you're a ripsnorter.

Der flip-floppa der jacken flappen.

(Muppaphones grumbling)

I have a gnawing feeling you're right. Let's tango.

Join us next time on The Muppet Show!

Wayne and Wanda are the only truly uplifting act

♪ I started on a journey just about a year ago

The Water Department.

Let's ad-lib it.

Oh, goody, goody.

Well, we're not in any danger with your act.

Yes. In fact, I just got a concussion from that discussion.

Excuse me. I want to talk. Listen, you.

Oh, sure, you can hold anything you want.

(talking softly)

Aah! Scooter (1985) - S06 E02 Human Kid On The Loose October 4, 1990

And now presenting the performing members of the Muppaphones.

I got it. I got it. No, Fozzie. Do not answer that telephone.

I present the singing team of Wayne and Wanda

It seems to be attracting a lower class of animal.

♪ Celebrational, Muppetational

I'd never call myself a doctor.

that you shouldn't panic if you don't have a job.

Olé, olé, olé, olé, olé, olé, olé!

because they forgot to pack their trunks.