Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Check inside the cap. There might be a caked-in gold mine.
I don’t like what I’m seeing
You'll barely regret this!
I dunno I never heard of no k8...
Mom? Dad? I showed up!
Bad news, nobody! The overclocked processor overheated.
I need moral guidance! Bender?
MAN: It's the New Justice Team! -Thank you, mysterious heroes!
I don' t know... ... I ain't neverheard of no "Daniel Schwinn"
Because I get to summon the New Justice Team!
An elephant who never forgets... To KILL!
As for me, I'm late for my LSATs.
Goodbye twitter!
And here's something you may or may not find interesting.
Excuse me. Hi. Do you have a minute?
Forget it, Zookeeper. You're going into captivity!
Wow! Crime fighting! Cool!
-It was brisk. I dressed in layers. -That's my girl.
I live in Jersey City. My car broke down, and my aunt's sick.
But it's natural for children to be a little ashamed of their parents.
Also, I got this going:
Especially your father, who 's the one who told. Thank you very much, Morris!
Yo, freak jobs! Hit the nearest manhole, pronto-like!