Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's strike three.

[both grunting]

[Munroe] Hi. Okay.

We have to fight back.

[Hiram] I'm excited to fulfill a lifelong dream of mine

The time of year when friends and family

ghoulish roots.

that will be the centerpiece

[Cousin Fester shrieks]

For the Dickenson crime clan, the only dish on the Thanksgiving menu was revenge.

-Or get the hell off me. -FP.

[Darla] In the meantime,

[sobs] I was so scared. I told him, if he didn't stop,

the first book in the Baxter Brothers series.

-I mean, I pointed a gun at a woman. -[chuckles]

All right, well, now your friend is bleeding

Where did you get all of this?

Yeah. Is that why you tried to murder me,

Am I crazy, or did we just manage to pull our plan off?

I hope you all have a restful and productive

That's a compelling motive for Mr. DuPont

Let me guess, the Mayor?

[vending machine clattering]

writing the original Baxter Brothers novel?

Is that the same tiepin?

Actually, Archie, that's what we need to talk about.

He never bought it up.

The family's request. And it was clearly a suicide.

Never have I ever tried to cover up a murder.

You put a hit out on my son, you bastard.

This whole time, Mr. Chipping was the bad guy? It wasn't Bret,

No offense to your "guns," Munroe, but they have real ones.

Your father never would have believed this.

[Jughead] Well, then hurry up and get here already.

when I asked you to shut down Archie's community center earlier.

And might I make a suggestion, Mr. Jones?

from a bunch of underprivileged kids,

attempting to negotiate a sale for our maple business.

I figured it would be the perfect time

Conspiracy theories and a murder mystery to solve.

Was that a suicide note? Mr. Chipping's?

Hmm, I missed you too.

[Jughead] What's that all about?

Well, I'll put chains on the truck's tires

How do you get someone to do something they don't want to do?

I hate to do this, but I'm under orders...

I'm sorry, Jughead,