Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Stick your finger in that desk.

♪ And you know that their little lives can become such a mess ♪

This house is haunted.

All right, let's burn this, let's rewrite everything,

Wait a minute-- who killed Maggie?

But I can handle all the ghosts you can float at me.

Stop laughing! I said "penal," not "penile."

Down here, we can make that happen.

Homer, Homer, look what someone left in the kitchen.

I was sleeping in the dryer and got caught in your sheets.

Webster defines success

I couldn't score at an orgy.

Won't the other Homer be a problem?

the scream blows this windmill,

Oh, can you all feel how much richer that is?

what's be whackin' my gob-topper!

Those are great reasons, but there's one reason

All right, let's burn this, let's rewrite everything,

And I know evil. I'm head of the teachers' union.

It's time to cut the treacle, man.

and everyone hits "reply all" to everything.

It's not like you made me say "penis"!

Is that still big?

This has been a bad week, even for you, Simpson.

Please, sir. Certainly a Christian is required

The Inferno! Perdition!

Well, I think you're helping us make progress.

Let's not fight anymore.

Well, hello-ho-ho.

Hey, pal, what are you in here for?

No one likes to be whipped,

The belief that Jesus' body was just an illusion.

in the name of this book!

not even for you.

by the council of Palermo.

Hey, pal, what are you in here for?

and intimidato as ever.

Can't even strangle my dead kid.

I melted it. Get it?

...and cap off the night with a little of the ol' in-out.

Noble spirits, your time has passed.