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I was sleeping in the dryer and got caught in your sheets.
and everyone hits "reply all" to everything.
Please, sir. Certainly a Christian is required
...and cap off the night with a little of the ol' in-out.
what's be whackin' my gob-topper!
This has been a bad week, even for you, Simpson.
Hey, pal, what are you in here for?
I couldn't score at an orgy.
by the council of Palermo.
All right, let's burn this, let's rewrite everything,
And I know evil. I'm head of the teachers' union.
Wait a minute-- who killed Maggie?
Can't even strangle my dead kid.
Uh...
Noble spirits, your time has passed.
Well, I think you're helping us make progress.
Mmm!
No one likes to be whipped,
Down here, we can make that happen.
The belief that Jesus' body was just an illusion.
D'oh!
Webster defines success
Oh, can you all feel how much richer that is?
The Inferno! Perdition!
Thank you!
Homer, Homer, look what someone left in the kitchen.
Hey, pal, what are you in here for?
Hmm.
Hmm? What?
♪ And you know that their little lives can become such a mess ♪
All right, let's burn this, let's rewrite everything,
♪ Hell ♪
It's time to cut the treacle, man.
Whoa.
Let's not fight anymore.
Stick your finger in that desk.
In. Out.
not even for you.
I'll be good!
It's not like you made me say "penis"!
Mmmmmm Toast
in the name of this book!
and intimidato as ever.
Well, hello-ho-ho.
the scream blows this windmill,
Uh...
I melted it. Get it?
Stop laughing! I said "penal," not "penile."
This house is haunted.
Won't the other Homer be a problem?
Is that still big?
Those are great reasons, but there's one reason
But I can handle all the ghosts you can float at me.
Really, Bart?
I hate that!