Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Is that really why you called? - No.
- Valmont! - Hey, Ronald.
It's no way to go through life.
- Bonjour, mademoiselle. - Bonjour, monsieur Valmont.
Because I'm the only person you can't have, and it kills you.
- But then why... - I don't want to kiss you here.
There's your psychoanalysis, Dr Freud.
Yeah, that would be nice. Thank you
I'm cured now. Same time next week?
Spartacus is on TV tonight.
- I'm at your service. - Thank you.
- What's that supposed to mean? - I know of your reputation.
- It's really important. - I understand.
He'd want me to say, Kathryn...
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I considered it my trophy. A collection of my conquests,
I love you, Sarah Michelle Gellar
I'm going out with you.
and over here we have contestant number 4... skrillerrial sckyalerette!
Cheers.
That's why you're losing our bet?
I want to fuck!
She's a little out of your league.
- Clorissa? God, you're beautiful. - Thank you.
Trevor’s a fag
That's Great Here's my number
I know you asked me out. I should be free on Friday
I don't even know her e-mail address.
Sebastian...
- It's my mom. - I should get going.
I wanna smooch!
My advice is to go to as many concerts as possible
What makes you think I'll go for it? That's a 1956 Jaguar Roadster.
Please give me another chance. I'm a wreck without you,
I should be free Friday?
Give me a minute.
- She's getting to you, isn't she? - If you must know, yes.
- Put the phone down. - This won't take a second.
- Bulimic headcase? - What a loser she must be.
Aunt Helen, why don't you whip up some of that ice tea of yours?
- Are you smiling? - No.
- I did? - You're becoming a woman.
This is what we all should learn.. After the
- See you tomorrow? - Absolutely.
I think you're misunderstanding something.
- You'll do just fine. - I hope so.
She tried to outdo me, -
Au contraire, The virgin's father is the new headmaster at our school.
Not a chance.
She suspects that your impotent, alcoholic father is diddling the maid.
- Interesting. - Yes, it is.
Things just got completely out of hand.
Secret society, secret society...
My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.
- Jesus, where have you been? - Shopping.
No, I didn't nail her.
Uncharted booty.
He's great, I really miss him.
No, I can't help you there, You're bad-mouthing me to Annette Hargrove.
when was the time julia gillard starred in the movie the master of disguise? when she was too sick to deliever cream pies and said "goodbye sickos see you in 2055!"
I wanted it to work, but unfortunately I feel nothing.