Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've been here reading for the last hour.

You want a dream to come true? Work at it.

I was thinking you might benefit from a trip to sage creek.

Well, what are you designing these days?

- I saw someone come in here! - When?

What do I need a man for?

It would be nice to know that someone I trust

I'll pour the tea.

Because you need to protect yourself!

because I will have the dearest, craziest friend

You start talking.

You, me, a couple of overpriced lattes.

I don't like where this is going.

Because he's a male prostitute?

And book a church...

how hard it is to find parking, thought you could drive.

Rosie's a good friend.

We were just good friends... Mostly.

or who you'd like to be.

and he'd come back to you.

- Take off your pants. - Excuse me?

- I can't tell you. - Oh, I bet you can.

Well, I'm glad you're not sad.

Then you better think of a way to get him out.

And you wear things like... That.

- This is hostile! - Zoila!

I only paid for companionship.

- What is going on? - I heard him ask you out.

of some ancient one-night stand,

Mr. Powell! I thought you were at therapy.

I absolutely heard the sound of breaking glass.

I'm sorry. Where were we?

All in good fun, my friend.

To tear into rags for cleaning. Didn't you read the card?

You're Watching Devious Maids On Hulu

You don't got to do that.

Why do you have a knife?

Do not reject this gift from above.

Zoila, listen to me.