Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bean?
Some place more secure.
Well, whip my heinie with a long red viney, you're back!
I don't know if that's a good idea.
We didn't get a single elf.
It was for your mother.
Your dad's got the immortality thing all wrong.
Son of a witch. I followed every possible interpretation of the directions.
[Pendergast grunting]
[stammers] Enough chitchat.
[giggles]
That monster is not my dad anymore.
Stay what?
Who?
[Bean] Hey!
And even if you do find a way to live for eternity,
[man] Hey!
And her smart-mouthed cat, too.
You're never gonna be whole until you figure out who you really are.
[upbeat music plays]
What'd you do, forget to return a library book?
The good news is we have retrieved the Eternity Pendant.
Right, Watcho?
Show him what's under your hat, buddy.
Maybe that's why I've had such low elf-esteem.
Please, stay with me.