Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You lied to me and betrayed me. Get out!
Sire, we rode halfway across the world, lost three noble knights,
I always wanted to go out while I'm still young and hot.
I lost my father.
like Middle Earth Zirconia or pleather.
Real elf's blood.
Truth is, you're only half-elf. You're also half...
Okay, they're suspicious of outsiders, so let's be smart about this.
I'm down to my second-to-last emergency flask, so let's have a toast.
Whoa. Am I turning into a god?
What kinda candy cigarette is this?
Wow. That's pretty decent.
- and it was awful... - Yeah, yeah.
[elf] They might not fit in.
Not you! I'm lookin' for Elfo.
fuck
I've only been gone a few months!
Wha?
[gasps]
[groans] My eye!
It could be a convincing knock-off made of cheaper magic materials
Maybe I did go a tad overboard.
Her chamber, sire?