Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's trying to watch the big game and you just won't shut up.

Oh, my God. You fucking killed it.

You're a fucking coward.

...sponsoring a raffle to benefit west county 4h...

I called you a hundred times. You gotta pick up your phone!

Where's your wife, Donald?

...and look alive.

Although this spot couldn't be tighter...

She's got an ass like a 20-year-old stripper.

I have no idea.

Ellen, this is an epidemic.

Seems like folks are trying.

Faking a pregnancy.

- Who the fuck is that? - I don't know.

Stage 4 breast cancer.

Ever since you walked into the bar that morning Amy went missing, you seem...

Why did he go to his dad's house to burn it?

She broke up with him, he got very physical.

She was his dream girl.

Believe you were a loving husband, desperate to find his missing wife.

You don't forget a girl like that in here.

She was very close with my mom, before she passed away.

These two spend their days in the bar Amy bought them.

- Amy? - It's our anniversary.

Nick, I was scared for you before, and now, I'm fucking petrified.

You got a book deal, a lifetime movie, you franchised the bar.

You buy my presents in cash. I'm not stupid, Nick.

Yeah, in keeping with tradition.

I'm the guy to save you from all this awesomeness.

While he bloviates on his postgrad thesis about proust.

He never introduced himself.

Can you pour me a bourbon?

Nick loved a girl I was pretending to be.

It was rough, but she was screaming for it.

She said that he stalked her. He's in St. Louis.

When I was 10, I quit cello.

My husband would be on death row...

She fell there, but I doubt she got back up.

I am not a murderer.

This is a ticking time bomb. You've gotta throw yourself on it.

It was important to my mother that I be polite...

It's hard for me.

And she left them there for me to find.

Another place where Andie and I would occasionally have relations.

House is rented in her name. Car's in her name.

Just coming home, knowing she would be sitting there...

I was an idiot. I'm a fuck-up.

- That's supposed to make me less tense? - Let's try it again.

And you don't know your wife's blood type.

And you know what else we won't forget?

You wanna stay.

Well, if the internet says

We go live to that story now.

I will drill you as if you were doing a deposition.

I can't let you go through a sugar storm unkissed.

I can watch the rest overseas.

I know that is no excuse.

I could go home to my parents...

Just don't piss her off.

That would be nice.

If they're not Andie's, that means that they're Amy's...

What are you thinking?

Come home, Amy. I dare you.

Where were you before that? Just to cross that out.

Come outside. Then, you're in it.

He knew I'd have seen right through him.

All right. Let's talk about life insurance.

But you were already with Andie by then, right?

And given our spike in violent crime of late...

We can expect Nick dunne's arrest any day now.

Okay, how's this?

He may truly...

I do need you to participate, though.

We had to file a restraining order.

Hope this is worth my while.

- She's telling a better story. - No, Nick.

And before he kissed me...

- How are you doing? - Terrific.

She was reported missing.

I gave you the benefit of the doubt over and over.

Your in-laws made it.

For the sake of his children's safety, had to deny their existence.

I am in a nightmare!

The morning of our anniversary...

He tracked me from my letters to you.

What's up, up river?

I will be the man that I promised you I would be.

Just remind her it is a possible crime scene.

Seriously, I can't believe how fucking good you were.

So evidently, he's a vinyl hipster who loves fetish manga.

Did they ask if you wanted a lawyer?

Me and my ex just swapped cards.

That way, we can jump-start your defense.

Even in texting, or on Facebook.

C, I write personality quizzes for magazines.

Near the woodshed on the property of one margo dunne.

This is so bad.

But I was wrong. That's what this is about.

Yeah, and then somebody mopped it up.

You may wanna thank her.

First thing you have to understand about Amy, she loves to teach lessons.

Amy is my soul mate.

Dad's house is blue.

I'll move in here tomorrow...

And it's done. Crossed off the list.

I'd like to report some strange activity...

She told you once before.

Stupid, dumb, ugly bitch.

I need more time.

It was definitely blood spatter you saw in the kitchen.

Let myself be dinner for the great whites.

She was trying to buy a gun.

Don't get me wrong.

Elvis is in Missouri.

Oh, I'd love if just once, someone was like...

And I wanted her to love me...

You really don't like him, do you?

In all likelihood, she knows that you killed Amy.

She knew exactly what I would do. And I fucking did it.

Nick is involved in the disappearance of our daughter.

My sister's asleep in the other room.

You saved them.

So, she's always got a book in her hand.

You certainly don't trust my intention.

I can't believe we haven't arrested this guy.

I haven't had a date in almost a decade, because if a girl googles me...

Excuse me. Excuse us, folks.

Who is caught coming or going...

He talked you into this?

When I met Nick dunne, I knew he wanted cool girl.

There's a lot of things that are being juggled right now.

We walked by a bakery that was having their sugar delivered.

No, I can't turn up now.

For supporting us in our new life together, for forgiving Nick.

You know how it ends.

The guy's a bastard, but he's weak as a kitten, so cross that off the list.

Credit cards, perhaps online gambling.

I don't want to talk to you again, ever...

Not self-defense. Murder.

We just found out...

I'm noelle hawthorne. I'm Amy's best friend.

We're establishing a volunteer headquarters at the drury lodge.

Okay. Amy's parents?

Where's this little brown house?

Mind if we look around?

"I just wanna be with you."

We three are the saddest sacks in all the ozarks.