Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Burn it just the right amount.

Well, I was home.

And when this spoiled, rich, entitled little boy couldn't have her...

She's in her early 20s.

Okay. Just be...

And see her for what she is, which a mind-fucker of the first degree.

Gotta make sure nothing's tucked inside.

We need to check Amy's story, piece by piece.

Amy, you know what would make dad's night.

Thank God. Come on in.

We were the happiest couple we knew.

Well, all right.

I mention that because we got a look at your finances, Nick.

I know you, don't I?

Gave her some space. No big deal, right?

I think I'm gonna be laid off.

I feel good. Go, can you pass me that box, please?

So, we need to start today to prepare your defense, should we need it.

I apologize, marybeth. I didn't know what was going on.

She lives on your street. Amy's best friend.

We need a moment.

Real quick, but then you have to go.

I come by once a week, make sure the place hasn't burned down.

But of course, I'd defend Nick dunne.

And I happen to be a charter subscriber to middling warlord weekly...

In our neighborhood.

- How exciting! - Thank you.

Tanner's retainer is $100,000.

No questions right now. Thank you.

I'm not a quitter. I'm that cunt.

Amy, I am so happy that you are here.

Don't go crazy.

There are cameras everywhere.

I haven't hired a lawyer.

I fought my way back to you.

With another excruciating story by margo dunne.

Big night for your mom.

I am frightened of my own husband.

You won't? Why, it's not good enough for you?

Yeah, because she had me strip naked, and stand in the shower.

Cool girl is game.

I'm so sick of being picked apart by women.

My wife does these treasure hunts.

A little harsh.

I felt bad, though. She seemed really desperate.

But you ain't gonna call the cops.

So, what's the plan?

To be out-foxed and avoided.

He is so creepy.

The night wasn't so bad anymore.

Crying out for justice.

Hey, handsome man, let's go undercover.

Fakes her own death, frames me for it.

You wanna drive him home?

What's the laptop for?

This dessert just must be sold.

It contains many concerning allegations of mental and physical abuse.

Should I know my wife's blood type?

I thought there might be another side to this story.

To be trained and paraded.

Go ahead, if you guys wanna say something.

Come on, you're staring at ghosts.

I thought we weren't gonna be that couple.

- Two magical years. - Two magical years.

It could. I mean, the amish are on a rumspringa.

Unspooling her brains...

So, you write for a men's magazine.

You need to package yourself so that people will truly mourn your loss.

Year two. Cotton.

How are you feeling?

There's robes and towels. The shower has steam.

Beautiful dress.

I think, what's the catch?

I just want to find my wife.

I know where you've been, and I know where you're going.

We had the national spotlight on us, we stained the rug.

To be fair, he is from St. Louis.

Three... two...

But I'm gonna warn you as to what will happen.

Because he had a violent temper.

That's the real tragedy.

And we must have gone 20 rounds over that.

Randy Professor, naughty student.

But I don't know if he's happy I'm with him.

She was beautiful and smart and kind.

None of this was put here by me.

That's the basic tenet of a prenup, isn't it?

So, you thought quinoa was a fish???

You slashed his throat with a box cutter.

He became someone I did not agree to marry.

Thank you, folks. Thank you for being here tonight.

Well, it's the ugly truth.

But, that said, do you wanna wait and call a lawyer?

Everyone knows complicated is code for bitch.

What do you think?

So, luminol lit up the kitchen like the 4th of July.

We could have had this fight four hours ago. I'm late.

Tanner. Nice to see you.

I'm not saying it's okay he killed her.

Life. I don't remember the point.

Meticulously stage your crime scene...

You and a panel of nitwits diagnosed me as a sociopath.

It's utterly secluded.

I know y'all are in there!

Is it wrong to want Nick to go to prison?

To fake a convincing murder, you have to have discipline.

I'll get you some clothes, too.

I do love you, but we have to be really careful right now.

Once they go...

- Did you do it? - Did you do it?

Where do you store goodies for anniversary five?

We both lost our jobs.

About that woodshed...

The whole thing just feels hinky.