Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thankfully, he blessed me with two other children...
You did call him a glorified science teacher...
...despite the fact you've done no original research in 25 years...
It's my idea of what DNA would look like in a silicon-based life form.
How was that?
I'm very proud of you, honey. You showed a lot of courage today.
Maybe it's for the best.
It's a billion-dollar idea. Shhh!
No, I mean what you find enjoyable.
Should I call Science and tell them to hold the cover?
You can't find a bagel in Mumbai to save your life.
Howard, nice to meet you. And you are?
So everybody grab a plate and a pretty placemat that Shelly wove.
A Dr. Patel. It's a beautiful story.
How come you didn't go in to work today?
Sounds like a breakthrough.
But, yeah.
How fortunate for you the university has chosen to hire you...
You want me to buy 30 years' worth of tampons?
Every day, he's got a new obsession.
Here comes our new boss. Be polite.
Oh, aren't you sweet. His father's dead.
...one month's supply at a time.
Oh. Honey, that ain't gonna work, but you keep trying.
- A death ray? - Well, that's what he called it.
Sounds yummy.
I know, but why?