Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I remember one summer when he was 13...
No, congratulations will have been in order.
Mommy?
Excuse me for being so bold...
Sheldon, shouldn't you be working?
An impossibility that nature will quickly resolve into death, mutilation and--
Scrambled eggs are as good as they're ever going to be.
We'll see. Sleep tight.
What now?
Oh, boy.
You know what's interesting about caves?
But intelligently designed by a creator, right?
Hey, I just ran into Penny. She seemed upset about something.
Oh, Lord, we thank you for this meal and for all your bounty.
Yes, I was there.
- Well, what happened? - Well, poor boy had a fit.
Anyway, that gives us a total weight of, let's say, 4400 pounds.
Okay. All right, everybody, it's time to eat.
Really? That's impressive.
...is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes.
...we'll be occupying the same space as that Buick.
Anyway, when he went on the lnternet to get some...