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I love America.
...but he has been difficult since he fell out of me at the Kmart.
Oh, all the time.
Oh, glow-in-the-dark tampons.
- One-twenty? - Oh, I'm sorry, did I insult you?
- Thank you. - No, thank you.
All that science stuff, that comes from Jesus.
A more plausible explanation is that his work in robotics has made an amazing leap forward.
He once tried to fight a bobcat for some licorice.
A serape is open at the sides, a poncho is closed. This is a poncho.
Hey, you wanna hear an interesting thing about tomatoes?
No, this is fun.
It doesn't spoil...
I was working with luminous fish and I thought, "Hey...
I'm taking a sabbatical because I won't kowtow to mediocre minds.
Fish nightlights.
- I'm sorry? - I need eggs.
You're not leaving enough space between cars.
I love the boy to death...