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...Miss Senior Vice President.
We've got to orchestrate a full-tilt smear campaign...
I thought they should be here to hear what I have to say.
Did he have to make not having an illicit affair sound so noble?
Johnson, you ride down with me.
This time next year, that's gonna be me up on that podium receiving that medal.
Pointing at the...? Me?
Then I guess I have until tomorrow to figure out who's behind this, and why.
Ladies and gentlemen, first and foremost, let me just say...
This isn't just some knee-jerk reaction that I'm having.
Okay, but first things first.
- Pretty amazing, huh? - You have no idea.
- It's that simple. - Thanks, chief.
Who are you to lecture us? You're no better than the common politician.
...we are extremely excited about your proposed article on our chateau. "
Walking.
You'd think this photographer would be all over the TV circuit by now...
Oh, honey, but there's a big difference here. That was a lie.
- You're gonna blow up your own building? - Who would guess that I was behind it?
where this tale of sordid super-sleaze took place.
He told me he'd be here. Maybe Lois Lane got tickets to Cats or something.
Oh, well, you know, Clark is so much closer to Superman than I am.
... and with each other, then I'm sure together we can find the road to peace.
They won't allow you to broker our peace talks...
I said no comment. Hey, get out of those rose bushes. That's private property.
And seeing as I was runner-up for the Peace Prize...
...you seem to get a lot of credit for these Superman exclusives.
- Then how do you explain the photograph? - The photograph in question is a fake.
...there'll be no stopping him.
You know...
...and this prize money to the people of Metropolis...
Even though the leaders of Latislan and Podansk are set to meet with Superman...
And there's no way of telling them the real truth.
You have suffered because of the brutality...
- You mean to fake those photographs? - Yeah. Yeah, that's what I meant.
So you're not completely comfortable?