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I'm gonna give you a chance to tell your side of the story.
After weeks of stalled talks...
No, my friend, those lives depend on you.
... that my people are even willing to discuss peace...
Short. Blowing. Blow?
I would be more than happy to shepherd you through these talks, if you'll allow it.
After all, Superman was their one undisputed moral reference point.
And you are not gonna get what you're digging for here, vulture-boy.
No, no. But we can't stop here.
... where this tale of sordid super-sleaze took place.
His invoices are addressed to Goode International. Randy Goode?
It seems Lois Lane isn 't the only woman Superman has been seeing.
Oh, I see. I eat crow, you get fudge.
This says that Lois Lane cheated on her husband...
- Was he faster than a speeding bullet? - I beg your pardon!
It's Superman.
I'm trying to stop a war, and I'm trying to protect what Superman is...
We've gotten a little bit lax.
Sixth word. Sounds like...
- I've heard enough of this trash. - Forget about it.
Bingo!
To say about what?
... fresh from winning the International Peace Prize, to mediate the talks.
- Truth. Truth! - The truth is...
Yes, what do you get out of it?
If it makes you feel any better, they're not too crazy about their hero either.
I mean, I answered the questions they asked me truthfully.
I mean, what in the world could it be? I mean, after all, it is authentic.
Brilliant. My missiles will destroy you first.
- It might last longer than we think. - Live from the Podansk DMZ.
Trigger?
Now, don't disappoint me.
And then, this.
Superman's image will fade as fast as Michael Bolton's hairline.
...you perpetrated against my people, Kasparov.
You're seriously suggesting that Superman lie?
- That would be Samantha, sir. - Then get her on the phone!
- I know who you are. - Then you know my show:
Come over to my elevator. I'll show you something.
- Tension is high... - I don 't believe in Superman anymore.
It was an exaggeration. It was a minor distortion.
He should have a press conference, and say it wasn't us.
Well, either way...