Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now, the Daily Planet has yet to take an official position...
Half of me gets fudge, the other half gets darts thrown at him.
- In Your Face with Barry Dunning. - Riveting journalism.
You can take this stuff and manipulate images into anything you can dream up.
Lois Lane and Clark Kent were.
That is what Superman is all about...
I don't know what I was thinking.
If nothing's going on, then how come Clark Kent isn 't here?
...because he'll be with you at the time. This should discredit him, don't you think?
What makes you think the world is gonna start trusting Superman again...
...where not everything is done at super-speed.
She and Superman are indeed having an affair.
I'd be out bagging babes if I had super powers.
No, it was nothing.
Yeah, Superman.
The photograph's fake. It's unequivocally bogus.
The Man of Steel will have gotten a non-stick Teflon coating...
Even a little white lie.
Do you realize what this will do to you? To everybody?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a mythic hero to destroy...
...what he stands for.
Speaking of our hero...
I mean, that one ranks right up there with Watergate.
What kind of stunt is he pulling now?
You are the one and only person both sides can trust.
You can't imagine what this kind of equipment can do.
Warning. You have activated the pressure-sensitive triggering system.
That Superman cannot be having an affair with Clark Kent's wife...
That supermarket rag? Why would we?
Excuse me.
I mean, I've never seen anything quite as good.
- Care to respond? - No.
The more outrageous, the better.
People of Metropolis are saying no to Superman.
Well, that's your problem. Your job is to find a chink in his armor.
Good. I've done some checking too.
...but this is Lois Lane and I... Hello?
...when they find out that he's been lying to them all along about who he really is?
I mean... I mean, how many awards can one guy win, huh?
...I thought the least I could do was see if we can't find a solution together.
- If you knew that it was a fake. - Right.
I mean that Super-stud says he's got an explanation for that photograph.
...and we both know that's not true. - Okay.
I'm beginning to get a pretty good idea. Nothing here about Superman though.
I don't think you realize how hard it will be.