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You’re not so tough without Your roughing penalties are ya?
For Chris
then they give other money back
They must be paying you a lot more than they're paying me.
My reaction when my Cousin came downstairs!
Danny.
Don't touch him!
You're right. I'm no jerk fireman.
Uh-oh what?
There's no money, you son of a bitch.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Tell me.
Oh, that? Uh, that is, uh...
Good morning, Mr. Kimble.
We'll find him. Stop it.
Nah, he doesn't want to eat that.
Hey, Zach.
I got a kid in there. I'm a cop.
Class, excuse me.
Okay. Dominic!
are you fine now playing mario kart wii
Android cry micky mouse
Of course you would. And flowers as well. Here you go.
Oh, no. Wait a minute.
Where’s my white claw!?
It's going to be hard for you to understand,
Going to start a whole new family.
Me upon completing a week/end of AB class ⚖️
This is the real thing.
That all men are created equal...
on the testimony of that junkie?
I had three fathers.
Aah!
farmer al
I just need a minute.
Non-living compound boys have a penis Non-living compound girls have a vagina
and then people use that money,
What's the matter?
The little bastards are going to eat you alive.
You quarantined us for months, and nothing was wrong with me!
Are you serious? You really know where he is?
Shh! Quiet.
Not so tough without your shoulder are ya?
Thanks, partner.
I hope you made room for my review hearing Because I’m going to ram it into your calendar!
When I say QUIET, PLEASE I mean SHUT UP
Do you have a minute? I'd like to speak with you.
Face front.
I really appreciate your honesty.
Thank you.
I promised my boy I'd get him one.
I'm back.
Company, halt!
Max on the beat Max,max
"E" is the fifth letter of the alphabet.
When Joe Biden says he will ban Ar15
Shut the actual f@ck up!!! Chaos Blast!!!!
It's the best I could do.
Thank you for your time.
Can I help you?
Because we never talk to strangers.
I was going to put the lasers in the antenna.
( batman grunts )
I'm going to be around you a lot.
I taught geography and physical education in Arizona,
Now listen to me. He killed your boyfriend.
I'm Joyce Palmieri. I work at John's school.
Aah! [ Sobbing ]
Say it. Say it!
Danny!
STOP IT!
Cullen Jr., aged 3 months.
Quiet, you hear me? Quiet.
Alright
I love you. Do you understand?
It's not a tuah
Ah, good.
Have you guys had fun?
Excuse me.
Did Lincoln have four mothers?
It was a mistake.
This is a ferret.
The only problem I've got is that I'm doing your job.
Ah!
You know, kindergarten is like the ocean.
Mr. Kimble!
Like what?
I know. She poisoned your hamsters.
We know who you are...
roblems because if i don't i will get corona virus then mom will say "i warned you you'd get it ashley because you didn't worry about other people's problems!" that's why i have to worry about them. that's excately right, so you just keep worrying about them.
Thanks. I don't think it's a good idea.
He's my boy!
Did I... I'm sorry.
Well, congratulations.
Don't eat the shrimp anymore!
"Who is your Chelsea and what does she do?"
Cullen said I stole his money so these creeps would follow us for a reward.
Bring your bullet points back to the carpet
You think a jury’s gonna convict me?
I’m a crop, you idiot?
Chris It's not Velveeta!
Good morning Mrs. Kimble
Yeah, that's her.
Dominic.
No, no.
It's still in great shape.
Put that cigar out. It's unhealthy for the kid.
How's everybody feeling today?
32 ???
Yes, I'm sure he is.
Mary, you first.
He's 13.
Well, nice to meet you. Congratulations. Happy birthday.
I’m a crop, you idiot?
So pay attention to what she has to say, okay?
Faster, faster. Come on. Yes. Come back. Terrific. This is working. Wait.
Mr. Kimble! Mr. Kimble!
It might be a tumor
Poor Pocka!! Get well quickly xxxxx
Oh, how could I say no to you?
Everything is always great, terrific.
Hi.
You know, it's weird.
My dad repairs cars driven by women who are pinheads.
I have a son I've hardly seen in seven years.
I just got...
This is Kent, my dear naked kiddo
Eating other people’s lunch Eating other people’s lunch
Not exactly a job for you.
and he's, um, the boss of his company,
You told me yourself you had a few good leads.
I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want to have them answered immediately
It's okay, honey.