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The king of Mount Kimble!
Lol L
I don't know what my dad does.
Shit.
What about now?
She's better than you, too.
Please, let him go.
Daddy.
We're going to play a game called,
Yeah.
but the children seemed to like it.
captain of the girls' softball team.
That'll be $57.90.
MY DADS A GYNECOLOGIST ,AND HE LOOKS AT VAGINAS ALL DAY LONG
Thank you.
Yes, I do.
Back to the apartment
I can't fool my own boy. He's just 6 years old.
Good. Yeah.
DJ BM on the beats
Leave me alone!
Hey, Mr. Crisp.
Okay. I'll be careful.
Our mom says your mom Eats good pussy
Stay close to the wall. Let's go.
Oh, no.
Oh, um...
Boys have penises Girls have a vagina
Three, four.
SHUT UP!!!!!!,
This is not a dog ITS A FERRET
No, Lowell.
Okay.
When someone asks you, "What's on your face?"
If you don't mind waiting, I'll wrap it up.
Who?
of the United States of America,
Just the way we practiced.
That's what you said before.
One, two, three, four.
I'm a cop you idiot
You're going to be my deputy trainees.
She's from Hannibal, Missouri, class of '76.
You okay?
What are you doing?
Happy Birthday Mrs. Kimble
Compared to what!?
Wait! Take me.
Yeah. Don't laugh.
Oh, good. Okay.
A male kindergarten teacher isn't what I'm used to.
I was born in Austria. My father was a teacher. My mother was a teacher.
It's a great shot of an ear.
You mean you eat other people's lunches?
How many of you were born in Astoria
No, what's tough on Sylvester is his father left us for another man.
Oh, God.
Here's your crown.
Joyce! Dominic!
The doctor says it's not as bad as it looks.
mom does a big poos on the birdies. and dad does a big wee on the kittens.
Never talk to strangers.
and your mommy says he's a deadbeat.
Oh, I hate feeling like this.
Hi, kids.
Great. Well, here are the directions.
I... I didn't mean to hurt you.
You mean that, a great chef?
Do you mind if I sit down?
Who is your workbench and what does it do?
Thanks. You want some of this?
Come on.
How about you?
You gave more money to Bezos? STOP IT!
ok stop everybody
32.
She calls him Dominic.
I'll get as much as I can. You hide.
He wasn't my boyfriend. I hardly knew the guy.
Ooh, excuse me, but it's good. It is good.
Thanks again.
You're not worth it.
Put your hands on your head and get up!
Dominic, stay close to me, okay?
Mr. Crisp, you will be remanded into custody until your trial.
Well, tomorrow morning.
He's beating you, too?
So...
Oh. I got a bottle of wine for your big date...
BOYS HAVE A PENIS AND GIRLS HAVE A VAGINA
This is a fire drill.
The key! Give me the key!
Thanks.
That helps much.
All I have to do is tell my parents that you're with the police,
That's...
Okay, that's obviously not my final offer.
Good morning, Mr. Kimble.
Dinner won't be ready for a few minutes.
Good.
He sends me an obstacle.
One named Walt, two named Ralph.
and Gus, my T-ball coach, are better than you, too.
I can't believe you got them all to sleep.
Boys have a Penis Girls have a vagina
No.
Don't let him get to you.
Wait for it.
I'll show you where the wood is.
Who is your daddy and what does he do
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Let him go!
Stop it!
Crisp knows where you are. He could be here any minute.
That is far away.
It's my second day.
it's not a requirement at all.
You fucking other people’s fiancee’s? Stop it!!!
Stop it!
You get in touch with her parents?
So far I have three possible suspects, one likely.
- Thank you. - Bye.
Yeah, yeah, I do.
Because he's a jerk.