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Where are your poles And what do they do?
No, my wife had to stay behind to complete the sale of our home.
I told him I was coming alone.
Don't worry. Everything is under control.
No No
Okay, don't lag behind.
Say it loud little man!
Okay. I want a rib eye steak with mashed potatoes and a large green salad.
My ass! Keep that camera away from our face! Can't you see we are butt naked
Courage.
We've run out of time.
A basketball coach?
You're Not So Tough without your car, are ya?
Sorry,There Are Only 2 Genders Can't Fix Stupid
Quiet.
It's called "police school."
Okay. Next, uh...
They're looking into it.
Fourscore and seven years ago...
All right.
Oh, it's so nice to see you again.
His wife took his kid and a couple of million,
It's only water. Don't be scared.
Does Sylvester ever see his father?
Ladies, surprise.
You could be right.
Where'd she go?
I was so glad to see him go I didn't worry about that part.
Your not so tough without CMC, are ya?
יחל לתםש
This is all I need, an obstacle.
doggies have a t bone kittys have a fish
You got the stuff?
You can trust me.
In here.
Have a look.
That's all I know how to be.
I'm fine.
Don't you recognize me?
Uh, and the blueberry pie with ice cream for dessert. Ja.
Uh... Well, I've got to head back tonight.
Hold on tight, okay?
Stay together. Hold onto your partner.
we have someone special to help.
What I meant was you tell me, who is your daddy and what does he do?
kids in the 80's knew the basics. parents today need to teach the basics. #stopabusingkidsbylabellingthemastrannies
Matthew...
Sorry.
Here's my naked kiddo
Okay.
Now, how can you argue with that?
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
To protect you from what?
You look much better already.
You’re not so tough without your Twitter, are you?
Send this to the dumbass in DC.
Danny!
Joyce!
How'd she look?
Get those tree stumps out of my way before I vomit all over them.
Actually, it's quite a large serving.
No. Two more days of this, and he'll quit.
Number five. That's him.
Did she die?
Boys have a pen is Girls have a vagina
Excuse me!
No. I'm not.
Excuse me, everybody.
Freeze!
good affternoon welcome to the university of tourium
You quarantined us for months, and the was nothing wrong with me!
WHEN SPIKE AND DIMITRI START SHOUTING AT YOU IN THE MEET THE ROBINSONS PREQUEL GAME.
Everyone dies, you know.
but you're a very good teacher.
What is a Katy and what did it do?
If a 6 year old can grasp this scientific fact you can to.
Help! Somebody help me!
Good boy.
Now, until Mrs. Hagley comes back,
The Little ______ are going to eat you alive
If only it were that simple
WHO IS THE DEVIL AND WHAT IS HE DUE?
there is no dip
Here.
I’m Back
It’s not a tuba!
Why don't you all lie down?
Leave me alone!
A lot of flu going around, right?
How do I look?
Quantos, mesmo? 14 estudantes
I'm your father!
The boy is mine!
If you were any stiffer, we could take you surfing.
"You'd say to the wind when it took you away,
You walk into it showing fear, you're dead,
Bullshit.
What is That? Oh my god!
I wish it was my house. It belongs to a friend of mine.
When someone uses the term “Front Hole”
There are only 2 genders
Oh, and Kimble, the name's O'Hara.
Its not Coronah
Because by the time they came to me, I felt there wasn't much I could do with them.
Hmm?
I'd like to help you.
doggies have a t bone kittys have a fish
KIDS UNDERSTAND.. Boys have a penis Girls have a vagina
And I'm sorry that I didn't believe you.
Stay together.
The Little ______ are going to eat you alive
This man's crazy. Look at him.
I caught him doing it yesterday.
Boys have penises Girls have vaginas
attack bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbboys
THERE'S MENS SAY THERE'S NO I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE United States OF AMERICA AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STAND ONE NATION UNDER GOD INDIVSIBLE WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.
She doesn't even seem the type.
I'll be ready in just a minute.
Sure, but one at a time, okay?
You stole him from me!
Yes, sir.
Great.
Good morning, Phoebe.
He didn't leave us, we left him.
Bring your bullet points back to the carpet
First, I would like to just get to know you.
Albert wesker! Albert wesker!
You should be cleaning up the paint and reading stories about bears that go shopping
Now, did Danny ever say what Crisp's wife looked like?
Good morning, everyone.
No. No way.