Eek, a Penis! - South Park [S12E05]

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Eek, a Penis! - South Park [S12E05]
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Cartman is commended for his excellent substitute teaching, so he his brought to the inner city to help the high schoolers. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison wants to be Mr. Garrison again.

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09 Apr 2008
Eek, a Penis!
Trey Parker
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#1
Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 26.045
Anybody else?
Anybody else?
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#2
Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 23.558
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How do I reach these kids?!
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 22.964
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.683
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Hey, wait! I think that's teacher's penis!
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.127
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 20.970
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 20.254
Ah, women, always afraid of penises.
Ah, women, always afraid of penises.
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#8
Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.811
That's Mr. Cartman now, Kyle!
That's Mr. Cartman now, Kyle!
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#9
Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.135
Bye, bye, have fun. We will miss you.
Bye, bye, have fun. We will miss you.
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.047
- A penis! - A penis! Eeek!
- A penis! - A penis! Eeek!
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#11
Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.315
I misinterpreted the rules! Again!
I misinterpreted the rules! Again!
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#12
Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.379
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Alright. Now, when Bill Belichick got caught with his camera,
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#13
Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.144
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#14
Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.583
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When Bill Belichick cheated for the Patriots, what did he do?
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
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Students, quiet! Quiet, please!
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.262
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What's that a penis doing in the my kitchen?
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#17
Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.575
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My penis!
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.523
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A penis? Where?
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#20
Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.213
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.031
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 14.926
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Come back here, penis!
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#24
Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 14.548
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#25
Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 14.529
How do I reach these kids?
How do I reach these kids?