Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How do I reach these kids?
All right, all right, fine. Eric, you lead the class.
the scoreboard says 2 - nothing.
What's that a penis doing in the my kitchen?
How long before it's ready?
The reason that you think you can't get into college
is that women can have babies.
And abortion is the ultimate form of cheating.
Well, then get an AIDS test, Barry, 'cause your wife's a dude, faggot.
In other news tonight, a South Park bio company is coming under fire
How do I reach This pain au chocolate
Why do rich white girls get ahead in life?
Hey, Petano! Can you keep score for us?
- That's right. - Long whiskers or short?
I think so, sir.
um, obviously we've had a little emergency with your teacher,
But the scientists say the process could help thousands of people
I knew it, man!
Sorry, 'Mister' Garrison.
What's the point of any of this?!
You're on thin ice, Rodriguez! Now listen up.
Sure thing, Mr. C.
Your DNA has replicated and grafted very successfully with the mouse.