Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How do I reach these kids?

But you know, I've learned that I've really been a dude all along.

The Standardized advanced placement test

Yeah. Who's teacher?

The Denver County School Board has sent over a special guest teacher.

Because we cheat all the time.

who's teacher now?

I'm afraid there's nothing more we can do.

have something they want to ask you.

- Where is it? - Look, there!

If you see it, just try to catch it with some cheese!

Bill Beelicheck proved that in America it's okay to cheat,

# - is making them think, of-- - Making them think #

Hey man, what the hell do you think you're doing?

Oh, it's so easy for you, Mackey, you have a penis!

for your role as student teacher.

Hey, wait! I think that's teacher's penis!

But whatever, I'm gonna go teach those underprivileged inner city students

Seems a penis broke in and tried to eat their cheese.

Sir, we might want to get a unit down to the Italian restaurant on Kentner.

Ah, women, always afraid of penises.

That's Mr. Cartman now, Kyle!

Nice form, compadre.

- Carol, get down from there! - No!

These kids just won't listen to any adult teachers,

and all twenty four scored one hundred percent!

The test is going to be heavily monitored