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I misinterpreted the rules! Again!
so then you have to raise a child while the white girls get to go
I don't know, Mr. C.
What do you mean where am I gonna find a penis?!
- Uh, can we say something? - Sure.
- for college credit! - Alright! Cool, man. Yeah!
Look, Garrison, my wife didn't want
the Standardized advanced placement test
Calm down nothing, I don't want that penis running through my house!
No, no.
Yoko Littner deserves a goddamn penis
Yeah, man! That's right!
I'm sure that frog is way more scared of you than you are of it!
uh, obviously we've had a little emergency with your teacher.
This is Bill Beeelichick. Coach of the New England Patriots.
Alright, let's go get you an abortion.
Now, just lead a review over whatever Mr. Garrison's been teaching you
# - is feeling my despair - feeling my despair #
p is for penis
And you will be wise not to interrupt
who taught us the white people method,
Butters, how do you know what your teacher's penis looks like?
Man, what's the point?!
Eric, we've called you in to commend you
# is loving me tonight. #
I admit it, I was sexually lost.
# Someone, somewhere, #
Stop penis! Come back here!
for my students is catamite to their learning.
- Come on!
could you grow a penis on a mouse for me?
No! Don't open the--
How'd you like to give it a shot?