Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

alright, let's see what we can do.
No matter how many times you say I cheated,
Don't commend me, it's the students' fault for being so stupid!
I am here to teach you calculus.
There it is!
That sounds like a chance to really make an impact
After leading your class through review,
- Fluffy ears, okay. - Think you got it, Mitch?
Thanks, everyone. It's great to be back.
My penis came back. But why?
When taking a test, you must also 'videotape the defense.'
The answer to number 28 is fourteen.
That means I'm really still a man!
I'll be right back.
It's like my whole life has just been one big screw up, you know?
Happy friday
There you are! Got you!
The school board is so impressed with your progress,
your schoolmates scored higher than they ever have on their tests!
Young man, word of your success as a student teacher
"Eek, A Penis!"
What do you want? I'm trying to teach.
Wow, my penis looks great!
- A penis? - Yes, it just ran across the floor!
onto laboratory mice.
If I gave you some of my DNA,
He even got caught cheating.
Didn't you see that penis just now?!
He's won three Superbowls. How?
your new teacher.