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Uh, who, who else would like to be teacher for the day?
Yes!
Whatever, the whole class scored super high on the tests.
I reached these kids.
Principal Victoria! Over here!
This picture of a mouse genetically altered to grow a human ear
A little middle class white boy telling them what to do?
You can't quit now? Come on, what's wrong with you?
Malita! Malita, hold on!
Alright. Now, when Bill Belichick got caught with his camera,
Now they're gonna know we've been cheating all along!
What is that?
but then she got pregnant and is having a baby
Well, it still has some forming to do, but fairly soon.
and that way you can...
I'll give you my attention all night long, Mrs. Miller!
Okay, students,
he did not panic.
Boys! Boys, have you seen my penis?!
I thought that, well, maybe I can give cheating a try.
Getting material ahead of time.
Yeah, come on. We can do this, guys.
to college and probably have a bunch more abortions.
- Your teacher's penis? - Yeah, that must be his!
Hey. You're not my penis!
How Do I reach these kids?
OK, students,
Because they get abortions when they're young.