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How do I reach This pain au chocolate
And then I see this person on Oprah.
Well, then get an AIDS test, Thompson, 'cause your wife's a dude, faggot.
is considered one of the most difficult
Why... It's my penis.
Go ahead, the door's right there.
Well then get an AIDS test Barry cause your wifes a dude faggot
I guess it's true. What's that old saying?
Alright, Clyde, you're first. Get up here.
Fuck you, man! You can't do that.
Why didn't you call me?!
That sounds like a chance to really make an impact
Don't let it get out of the lab.
If you're good enough, you can cheat right in front of them!
She's a woman, but then she got a sex change and became a man,
Well, a penis is something a man puts into a woman's vagina.
She suck my dick last night. I'm gonna do it to your mother last night. I'm gonna suck my tongue right over my vagina.
# Someone, somewhere, #
Students, I want to congratulate you on your amazing test scores.
When Bill Belichick cheated for the Patriots, what did he do?
- What is it? - Call just came through.
Look at the scoreboard, amigo.
Sorry, Garrison, your penis is gone.
and really turn their lives around.
Uh, what?
I'm sure that penis is way more scared of you than you are of it!
Let me see if it feels right in my hand.
Are we gonna get tested on this?