Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm going to do what Stine couldn't:
I banned sucking, yet here you are. Now, come on.
Dude, I think we just found a treasure chest!
Mom! No! My essay is due Friday.
If YARN Memes was alive, then he's a FUCKING GUILT TRIPPER AND FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER ASSHOLE!!!
Otherwise, leave a message.
- where I work. - Of course.
Tommy, pull up your pants!
Look what you did to poor Terry.
Right. Sorry.
- We're too busy. Stop it. - We're doing this.
Yes, dear.
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Fireplace.
I can't do it, Sam.
Oh, really. Do you also offer a creative-writing program?
Yes.
I'd like to check this book out, please.
Mom expects me to run this entire house by myself.
I'm fine. Just hang tight.
ANY QUESTIONS?
Yes, ma'am. This afternoon?
Okay, but long story short, we found...
Hey, are you wearing my old sweater
Thank you. Heh, heh. Blue is very in this year.
Yeah, me too.
Hello Sam, Thank you for saving me from that moron today.
It's like being in the movies!
I'm sure it was an accident.
Sarah, stop fooling around.
Hi His HAppy eats tee
Um, any advice on college essays?
Don't you mean our mother?
- What do you mean? He's awesome. - Whatever.
- So much for treasure. - Well, look.
You know I always survive.
I believe in you.
Oh, no big deal, really. Just being mauled
It's like a microphone?
Oh, let me get that. But nice try. Very creative.
Okay. Hey, you know, the adult diapers
Behold:
- What'd I do? - I don't need a wingman.
- It wasn't an accident. The dummy did it. - Yeah.
Go to hell! Besides, if you don't believe Boo was real, why are you so jealous of him? Why does it bother you how upset I am? That... is a very good point.
Fine. You win, Slappy.
No.
Great. What else did I complain about?
All right.
I don't care, I'm coming with you. Well you're not going to sit with me.
We have to stop him.
Look out, look out! Ah!
I present to you all:
Oh, my... Oh! Whoa!
Wow.
YOU'RE A PSYCHO!!! Sally, I didn't mean--
I could lose my job.
The book with the lock on it.
this guy!
I told you. We come here, we find treasure.
Yeah, there was that too.
That's why this is happening.
I had this crazy dream.
Oh, no. Sonny hurry up.
Yes.
The hand has my hand!
It had these supernatural powers.
Damn it, Sally! Just... just sit there, will ya? I'll get us up. I don't want your help!
We are living a Goosebumps story right now?
Sergeant Squash, open fire.
SHUT UP!!! You don't understand...
I can barely see out of this thing.
Put those cute words in my mouth.
Power, sound, maybe even brain waves.
But there's monsters everywhere.
Any questions...?
♪ Things ain't never Gon' be the same ♪
How much are they paying us for this?
No, I like it.
- What are you doing? - I'm calling.
Okay, watch out.
No, no, no!
through giant electric towers:
Why are they walking towards us?
Sorry. I'm getting close.
We still have all this stuff. This is a good haul.
by my favorite comfort food!
- What's this? - Let's see. Old radio.