Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is violence in movies and sex on TV

You got to sneak onto the Crawford Ranch

We're the Lynches. We live next door.

Are those new slacks?

A substantial reward is being offered for any information leading to his capture.

I love you, filthy hobo.

...Kevin Bacon was the star of Footloose. - No, no, no!

there's no chin under his beard.

I'm already standing in urine, and I hate the person I'm with.

And a razor blade to shave.

7 x 3931 = 26817

Hi, I'm the husband.

None for me, thanks. It's gonna go straight to my vagina.

I'm psyched to brand my first cow.

That's an adult beverage right there.

Yes, but I have just one question.

Maybe you should take responsibility for what values your kids are getting.

Well, you're not quite in the club yet.

Have you seen anyone who looks like this?

- He was on the cover of... - No, no, no.

What is this? What the hell are we doing here?

And then bring it back here, so we can bask in its Bushy goodness.

I can't believe Mrs. Bush kept all these Planned Parenthood receipts.

You know, all I wanted

Chris, we're in Texas now. If I'm not riding a horse,

We can't do this over the phone. You're gonna have to come over.

Brian, I'm reading TV Guide