Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A needlepoint of Chuck Norris from Walker, Texas Ranger.

My wife is a homemaker, and I’m a queer chaser and beater.

You tell Javier to back off. I'll have his money by next week.

and steal a pair of George Bush's underwear.

But along the way, I learned about honesty, integrity

Can you explain how these "cheers" and "jeers" work again?

I don't understand the world anymore.

I know what boys like

That baby is possessed by Satan!

We're trying to avoid being found by police like you.

Yes! Yes! Hang on a second.

Yeah, it's been a while since you've had the chance to play in public.

In imagination land.

He's a family guy

I sing, I do gymnastics, and I can play seven instruments at the same time.

Boo-ya! Triple salchow in your face!

- A few weeks. Who cares? - Wait a minute. You...

- Hey! That's not a girl! - It's Enrico Palazzo!

We're gonna have to come up with a way to change your appearance.

Oh, my God. So, this is how it ends?

- Hey, congrats. - Wow, Mom, that's great.

2 x 2 x 7 x 79 = 2492

Now I'm messed up, too.

You know, if it weren't for 9/11, those guys would be adorable.

Oh, I was just saying that baby in the picture is my son.