Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'm in Atlanta next week. - Great. Oh, well, this will be fun.
Why do you say "organist" if you don't want...
3 x 7 x 7 x 7 x 17 = 2499
- What? I have to go. - Wait, wait, I have another question.
That’s what kids want with their chocolate Fruit
Talking is for terrorists and blacks. In Texas, we execute the retarded!
- That baby just threw up the host! - That's a sign of the devil!
Bottle of Jack Daniel's, please.
Oh, don't y'all drink that. Youse gonna get sick.
Settle down, Meg…
Boys like
See this car? I restored it myself this summer.
"Thou shalt not spill thy seed into thy sock,
I know what guys want
I'm not taking my sneakers off I'm Sneakers O'Toole
My word, what a fascinating man this Jesus must've been.
On which we used to rely?
Maybe you shouldn't be letting your kids watch certain shows in the first place
- That's right! - Awesome.
And the meme generator is broken again. I genuinely hate this website so fucking much
They feel right, Brian. They feel right…
Howdy, Texas, I'm Duke Dillon.
Oh, lovely. A first-class ticket to a semen-covered death in the basement.
Damn, it's still raining. Lois, you mind if I go in the house?
There it is. The Crawford Ranch.
Why don't you do something more interesting?
and banish the devil from his infant soul.
- What? - Never mind.
Well, I don't know if I can compete with the rest of these people, but here goes.
I know what boys like
I can't believe we're actually doing this.
- Thank you for all your help. - My pleasure, Peter.
Calm down, everyone. He's just a little sick.
You know, they say Tom Cox is so tough