Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Thank you for all your help. - My pleasure, Peter.
Settle down, Meg…
Boys like
3 x 7 x 7 x 7 x 17 = 2499
"Thou shalt not spill thy seed into thy sock,
I know what boys like
- I'm in Atlanta next week. - Great. Oh, well, this will be fun.
- That's right! - Awesome.
Howdy, Texas, I'm Duke Dillon.
I can't believe we're actually doing this.
- What? I have to go. - Wait, wait, I have another question.
They feel right, Brian. They feel right…
There it is. The Crawford Ranch.
I'm not taking my sneakers off I'm Sneakers O'Toole
You know, they say Tom Cox is so tough
Why do you say "organist" if you don't want...
See this car? I restored it myself this summer.
Calm down, everyone. He's just a little sick.
Oh, lovely. A first-class ticket to a semen-covered death in the basement.
Bottle of Jack Daniel's, please.
- That baby just threw up the host! - That's a sign of the devil!
- What? - Never mind.
and banish the devil from his infant soul.
My word, what a fascinating man this Jesus must've been.
Talking is for terrorists and blacks. In Texas, we execute the retarded!
And the meme generator is broken again. I genuinely hate this website so fucking much
Well, I don't know if I can compete with the rest of these people, but here goes.
On which we used to rely?
That’s what kids want with their chocolate Fruit
Maybe you shouldn't be letting your kids watch certain shows in the first place
Damn, it's still raining. Lois, you mind if I go in the house?
I know what guys want
Oh, don't y'all drink that. Youse gonna get sick.
Why don't you do something more interesting?