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[scoffs] There's my label maker
No, that's a definite keeper. -Mami, you got to get rid of some things.
Yeah. The only periodical we have in our library
-Hey, so what should we do tonight? -I don't know. Hook up in your garage?
to ensure the future of our species."
You see what they did to this country?
by how badly you're gonna get crushed at tomorrow's tournament.
Mmm.
Pits as dry as the Sahara.
Resolved, that performance-enhancing drugs should be allowed in sports.
Pati, I had no idea.
[fire alarm sounding]
Good Morning Bitches!
I haven't even started.
Mmm. That should help us in the debate.
That's why I didn't tell my mom where I'm going today.
[laughing] He said bosom.
Why did that phrase sound so familiar?
aka your house, aka the place where everyone hates me already.
Okay.
I mean, aside from their beautifully tailored blazers,
Like this bag of wrapping paper scraps?
[chuckles, kisses]
What if our moms catch us?
I'm basically Jean Valjean.
Ergo, he thinks he's gonna win. So we have to beat them.
Wait. So, Devi, are you excited
[sighs disappointedly]