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That's the computer that won Jeopardy. We're so screwed!
Yeah, but she's doing so much better.
All sales are final.
♪ Took it all out on me But I see through you ♪
Look, I'm trying not to get so hung up on what other people are doing.
because you're from a fancy private school?
"It is our sacrosanct duty…"
-I'll see you later! -Yep. Yep. Sorry.
And she even got suspended from school.
Like, what if we went to an art gallery or something?
Well, don't worry, she's fine. She said it was the best sleep she's had in years.
♪ I've been feeling something lately ♪
"So those beautiful twinkling lights in the sky
-I mean, I'm a full-time teacher. -Anyway, I was wrong.
Uh, you've lost me.
Cool. Guess I'll just sit over here then.
Although, I would like you to learn something more about your culture.
[Des] Well, I definitely didn't move it.
You better not be listening to a podcast!
to infuse my neighborhood with Christmas cheer."
and we mostly compete against colleges.
I have to judge a debate tournament at the school today anyways,
Seems like something you'd rather handle in-house.
of the venture capitalist who wrote that op-ed?
Yeah, I know, right? We've been on fire.
You do? Huh.
I guess that's why we've never met before
[students murmuring]
Thanks! Seems like the commercials I did really showcased my craft.
-[clapping, laughing] -[Eleanor squeals, laughs]
[Des] Hey, congrats on getting to the finals, killer!
Eleanor and I have come to a compromise,
because now I gotta take you to prison,
Sorry, I just feel like it's missing something.
and those kids hate me slightly less.
-[Trent] Cut. -[Eleanor] What do you mean, "cut"?
And I've been struck by lightning. [laughs]
Yeah, why are we so boring?
Yeah. Hello, everyone. Sorry to interrupt. I'll just cut to the chase.
[scoffs] Super weird.
I look at Manish with his high-top sneakers
where she temporarily lost feeling in her legs.
♪ At the taste of a bitter leaf ♪
Privatization makes the world a crappier, more unjust place.
-Congrats! -That's awesome!