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That's ok. I got to run.
That's all That matters.
Finally get up the Nerve to ask one Of them to marry you.
We don't need quitters On the fleener team.
That it nearly Makes me ache.
I have some Influence with sam.
But i will have to Respectfully decline.
Politics makes Strange bedfellows, sam.
Ha ha ha!
Yes, it does. Go take a look at it If you want.
Do you know what Kind of sorbet Are they serving?
Fleener, fleener!
Everybody on the town Council has a paunch
I voted in favor Of rezoning and Would do so again.
He's an outstanding Sports figure, He's attractive,
She really knows what Looks good on me, too.
You do a wonderful job.
I've never experienced With any other man
Aha!
The man is a glutton For punishment.
That we're all Very fond of sam,
I know, i know.
Are you in favor Of beefing up Our leash laws
Well, i'll be honest With you, diane.
And exorcise The blonde demon
Who consistently Supports big Business interests
I'm glad i'm not Running against you.
Such a tremendous help To me in this campaign.
I wouldn't throw her Out of my bed
I see.
Sorbet, right. Sorbet.
Of my opposition To you politically.