Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This doesn't look like 75 kilos. Explain yourself!
Nope.
Did she go to the corner store?
She left two things at my doorstep.
No one ever says anything short enough.
(LAUGHS)
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Well, I mind if you do.
So, as I was saying,
Not John Goodman, that's for sure.
Hey, Gil. I hope you and Helen like the crudite platter.
No more Mike Tyson Mysteries.
I'm sorry for you, Gil.
Oh. Oh, my God.
(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
The real mystery is where your wife went
One day, I swear to God, I'm gonna break his little neck
Yes. Radiology.
And guess what then?
Do you guys hear that?
I would've had her pick me up some rubbers
Well, I'll just leave it here.
Right. And John Goodman is in it. Look it up.
The alarm guy was here