Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, but that's impossible.

It's all right, Miss Blanche.

Hey, she just bought that tremendous place Valentino used to have.

Jane! Jane, please!

Of course, I don't quite remember...

I think I understand her.

And he bought it for me.

There's no time.

I don't care. We'll go to the beach.

I crippled myself.

Well, I hope she likes the flowers.

Oh, I, uh, wanted to tell you something's wrong with the telephone.

The fine woman you've chosen to run around with turns out to be broke...

Don't you understand?

Leave me alone. I need an ice cream!

It doesn't make a bit of difference whose it is.

I'm Jane Hudson.

I didn't forget your breakfast.

Yes, what flavor?

That Jane Hudson makes me so mad, I could kill her!

The police are looking for Elvira.

- And you certainly can sing. - Oh, thank you.

You haven't heard the worst of it yet.

...but I'm still in this chair.

...and he'd like to know if he could have an appointment.

And answer back and sass.

My God, Miss Blanche.

You could've been better than all of them.

Well, that all happened a very long time ago, dear.

BLANCHE: Please, help me.

- I've got mine for this year. - Ha, ha.

...if anything happened to me, I mean, anything bad...

Somebody you love?

You want to check the copy?

Don't worry, you'll be paid for today. I'll send you a check.

He's been dead quite a long time now.

It's just that I have to be sure I'm doing the right thing for her.

We're sisters, Elvira.

Now what do you think you'll do?

MAN (On Tv): You go to bed.

BLANCHE: You must come. I need you here.

But some of those investments aren't paying much.

I made you go open the gates.

Sorry to break in on this fine old Blanche Hudson movie, folks.

It's a genuine Baby Jane doll.

Oh, yes. It was that comedy directed by Lloyd, wasn't it?

I was watching.

- Did you read them? - No.

You reckon you'll ever find that Baby Jane...

I don't think my mother ever really appreciated...

You wouldn't even have pocket money.

Oh really? Did she like it?

I know, but Jane has gone to another doctor.

Of course, he was more in the classical tradition as an actor.

But why would she do a thing like this?

You might not think it to look at her, but she's my mother.

You are disgusting.

How about 4 this afternoon?

Yeah, this is Jane Hudson.

- What are these? - I guess it's what you'd call fan mail.

...of your own Baby Jane Hudson.

EDWIN: That doesn't prove anything.

...that's what I'm trying to tell you.

No, I don't know, and I'm not going to!

Well, there are a lot of people who remember me, lots of them.

After all, we do pay our bills, don't we?

Oh Rrally? Did she like it?

What are you planning to do with me when you've sold the house?

I won't have you speak to me like that.

But I don't understand. Where'd they come from?