Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, this is Jane Hudson.

EDWIN: That doesn't prove anything.

And he bought it for me.

Well, I hope she likes the flowers.

Of course, he was more in the classical tradition as an actor.

The fine woman you've chosen to run around with turns out to be broke...

He's been dead quite a long time now.

And answer back and sass.

MAN (On Tv): You go to bed.

My God, Miss Blanche.

Well, that all happened a very long time ago, dear.

I crippled myself.

But why would she do a thing like this?

...of your own Baby Jane Hudson.

Yes, what flavor?

Somebody you love?

That Jane Hudson makes me so mad, I could kill her!

I think I understand her.

But I don't understand. Where'd they come from?

What are you planning to do with me when you've sold the house?

No, but that's impossible.

I didn't forget your breakfast.

Don't you understand?

- I've got mine for this year. - Ha, ha.

You want to check the copy?

The police are looking for Elvira.

We're sisters, Elvira.

You reckon you'll ever find that Baby Jane...

After all, we do pay our bills, don't we?

It's a genuine Baby Jane doll.

I don't think my mother ever really appreciated...

BLANCHE: Please, help me.

Oh, I, uh, wanted to tell you something's wrong with the telephone.

Oh Rrally? Did she like it?

Oh really? Did she like it?

Sorry to break in on this fine old Blanche Hudson movie, folks.

...but I'm still in this chair.

- Did you read them? - No.

Don't worry, you'll be paid for today. I'll send you a check.

Now what do you think you'll do?

...if anything happened to me, I mean, anything bad...

It's just that I have to be sure I'm doing the right thing for her.

It doesn't make a bit of difference whose it is.

It's all right, Miss Blanche.

...that's what I'm trying to tell you.

BLANCHE: You must come. I need you here.

I'm Jane Hudson.

I don't care. We'll go to the beach.

You could've been better than all of them.

I won't have you speak to me like that.

You wouldn't even have pocket money.

No, I don't know, and I'm not going to!

Hey, she just bought that tremendous place Valentino used to have.

Of course, I don't quite remember...

You are disgusting.

Well, there are a lot of people who remember me, lots of them.

Oh, yes. It was that comedy directed by Lloyd, wasn't it?

I was watching.

There's no time.

- And you certainly can sing. - Oh, thank you.

You might not think it to look at her, but she's my mother.

Leave me alone. I need an ice cream!

I made you go open the gates.

I know, but Jane has gone to another doctor.

Jane! Jane, please!

- What are these? - I guess it's what you'd call fan mail.

You haven't heard the worst of it yet.

How about 4 this afternoon?

...and he'd like to know if he could have an appointment.

But some of those investments aren't paying much.