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So by the transitive process, you're saying you're proud of me.
[Bear-o] Does Reagan need a hug?
Reagan, 2024.
What's the unspoken file?
Sorry, guys.
-[beeps] -[inhales] Ah.
Dad, I've got some good news and some good booze.
Truth is, I just snuck in this morning
-[ethics bot] Area cleared. -Booyah! Exonerated.
[Myc] Hell no. But we're telling the truth?
-[crowd cheering] -[laughs]
This is how I keep my office.
-[Reagan] Dad, jump! -[Rand] That's my girl.
[dramatic music crescendos, ends]
It's true. I don't even know most of your names.
On my first day, I had to drug my team
Oh God, he's enjoying this.
-[owl hooting] -Wow, very Hogwarts.
Stem Cell Steve, have you gotten younger?
SVTFOE The Time Has Come!!!
and I've had Tom Cruise jump on my furniture.
Ah!
[mysterious music playing]
No, no, no, no.
Look, I know what this looks like.
The time has come. The time has come.
I know I can be a real cabal-buster sometimes.
If we go down, we go down together.
You're right, Oprah. I'm a liar,
You literally said the words,
Stop! Stop! Reagan, the truth is tearing us apart.