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[dramatic music crescendos, ends]
Dad, I've got some good news and some good booze.
No, no, no, no.
You literally said the words,
-[Reagan] Dad, jump! -[Rand] That's my girl.
The time has come. The time has come.
Stop! Stop! Reagan, the truth is tearing us apart.
Sorry, guys.
[mysterious music playing]
You're right, Oprah. I'm a liar,
Oh God, he's enjoying this.
Reagan, 2024.
What's the unspoken file?
Truth is, I just snuck in this morning
-[ethics bot] Area cleared. -Booyah! Exonerated.
I know I can be a real cabal-buster sometimes.
[Bear-o] Does Reagan need a hug?
Look, I know what this looks like.
-[crowd cheering] -[laughs]
So by the transitive process, you're saying you're proud of me.
-[beeps] -[inhales] Ah.
On my first day, I had to drug my team
-[owl hooting] -Wow, very Hogwarts.
SVTFOE The Time Has Come!!!
[Myc] Hell no. But we're telling the truth?
Ah!
If we go down, we go down together.
and I've had Tom Cruise jump on my furniture.
Stem Cell Steve, have you gotten younger?
This is how I keep my office.
It's true. I don't even know most of your names.