Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ethics bot] Congratulations, Cognito Inc. You are 51% not evil.

Sometimes I wonder, do trees have feelings?

Unlike these chumps, my loyalty isn't for sale.

Look, search all you want.

[ethics bot] Ethical conundrum detected.

-[tense music plays] -Tote bags? Again? Son of a bitch!

mysteriously sneaking into a company I swore "vengeance" on.

to weed out any squares.

[J.R.] It's fine, J.R., the Robes don't know about the leak.

Andre, you did my dolphin surgery.

It's like whoever did this just wanted to turn this team against each other.

[Myc] I don't need a bag to carry shit.

-[inspirational music playing] -[whirs]

[Brett] It's him or us, Reagan.

Whoa. Sorry, Dad.

Now you're all gonna talk.

My PhD is photoshopped from an episode of Doc McStuffins.

[somber music playing]

Maybe the mole isn't one of our friends.

Then why were you applying to join the Illuminati?

[sucks teeth] Ooh.

-This is my audio journal. -[beeps]

-[whistles] -Booyah!

A toast to the best group of coconspirators anyone could ask for.

and I know because it's basically all he talks about.

Sacrificing yourself to the state is bae.

Or did you destroy your lab in a fit of rage

[sighs] How does running this company ethically help

Attempted global genocide?

Fuck J.R., Reagan.