HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
-[dramatic music playing] -Once a liar, always a liar.
His casing is intact.
was looking for new employment opportunities.
What's inside the vault?
It doesn't make any sense.
We find the file, we find the mole.
[laughs] No, you simple sentient forehead.
Today I control you!
[Robe 1] No, it's an insidious maze
What up, Deep State?
[mysterious music playing]
The animatronic cryptids. Our first generation of conspiracies
[all gasp] Holy shit.
But you're banned from the company. How do you have clearance?
Publicly speaking of a secret society is no way to get invited into a secret society... which doesn't exist to begin with
It's the bull.
[crowd exclaims]
-[dramatic music plays] -What the entire fuck are you doing here?
This is why I've been secretly trying to get your fungal ass deported
disappeared, and/or eaten by sharks. Kind of a stakes overkill.
For the gang.
But we're all about to die because we can't find the mole.
Brett thinks Reagan's mom is hot.
starting with chairs with improved neck support
to ensure that our missions are morally acceptable.
Goddamn millennials just won't put the work in.
[laughs] Do us all a favor, build a bridge and get over it.
-Ah, thanks for saving me, kiddo. -Do not make me regret this.
The dark initiation is nigh.