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The corn made a picture!
-Come on, I know where we can hide out. -What?
-[all gasp] -[dramatic music plays]
The mole was…
What the hell?
This job is my dream. I will not give up on my utopia.
I thought I was gonna be different from J.R.
to ride to your coronation feast.
under the alias of 19-year-old liberal arts major Chad Dallas.
to work for the Illuminati?
Back in my day, the cameras never stopped rolling,
Oh my God.
but I got lost in the vents and started boredom eating
[ethics bot] Unethical. Unethical. [quietly] Uneth--
Ronald McDonald? Was he a real guy?
so the unspoken file hasn't left the building.
You'll see I wasn't the mole.
because I feel emotionally gaslit by you guys, a lot.
Guys, wait. Wait.
Wh… what is that called again?
[grunts]
-Can a god become a man? -[dramatic music plays]
Watch out. I'm about to open a can of dolphin-safe whoop-ass.
Please be the nuclear codes.
Only thing Chad loves more than vaping on his electronic cigarettes
Well, I can't choose between my family and my friends.
-[electricity crackling] -[Bear-o] It's okay, Reagan.
I… I'm not the mole. I'm not even a real doctor.
It's time for you to stop thinking with your heart
-[yells] I got six fucking arms. -Uh-uh.
I can't go to Shadow prison X.
It is not. Besides, I can't be your mole.
I'm choosing to be a good boss the only way I know how.
[grunts]
There's a mole in our midst.
-[powers off] -Okay, Reagan, no pressure.
or I'm disappearing every one of you!
I'm gonna kick whatever you have instead of an ass.
and I want you to be the next CEO.
[people gasping and screaming]