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Who in this company would be such an asshole?
I'm going to my coronation ceremony come hell or shark water.
That's none of your goddamn business.
A maze is just a building full of lies designed to make everyone miserable.
[Gigi] Oh my gosh. Is there a secret tunnel in the Mayan calendar?
-[Myc] You truth-roofied us? -[dramatic music plays]
[beeping]
And take this in the best way possible,
Reagan, 2025.
[Myc] That's just actual garbage.
[groans] You are acting cheugy right now, Reagan.
I got cancel tweets locked and loaded for all y'all,
[machine] Slay me, mushroom daddy.
There's no way he could've stolen the file.
[Myc] I wanna say Luigi?
I would both kill and die for you
Maybe we can share the blame equally,
-Yeah, a lot of redundant stakes. -Stakes a-poppin'.
…to increased media spending for the subliminal messages that matter.
[Myc] Shut your bong hole, Tommy Chong.
[all gasp]
I thought this day would never come! [gasps] I'm so unprepared.
Wow.
Reagan has a Carl Sagan fetish,
[all] Someone in this room.
Because they're the Prada of secret societies,
-Oh man. -[Myc] Oh my God.
Behind here is a surveillance feed of the entire office.
And unless you want the Robes to know you can't keep your house clean,
I created all their torture devices
Join the club. [laughs]
and a lust for money that borders on the sexual.
You're a double agent with double chins!
Fine. But only because you gave me a car that one time.
[Myc] My, uh, psychic powers are tapped out.
that is not a computer the size of a house?
back to the center of the Earth.