Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

grab me one
We have you listed as the emergency contact for Barney Stinson.
March 2006, MacLaren's Bar.
kind of big side effect from the surgery.
ten minutes on the damn claw machine
but that car accident is one of the few
As in we'll be together six months from now.
She's at that arcade Kiddie Funland with her daughter.
Longer than I'm proud of.
You broke up with me.
Um, I have to go right now. Barney, I...
I've been waiting for this one.
YOUR BRAIN COULD BE ALL FULL OF BLOOD THINK THAT IS GOOD FOR IT
Well, it saved Sir Scratchawan's life.
What?
I know. It's weird, right?
That was a whole life-changing car accident ago.
I love you.
This morning he dumped her
Go get it.
So you broke up with her and she didn't know it.
No, I'm-I'm sorry.
Okay, that's not working.
Even better now,'cause I can play
involve dry-humping, so.
And the boob is lactating scotch.
It's about Ted.
As soon as she started talking about the wedding,
If you're here to come crawling back, just save it.
- Suits. -A suit of money.
No, you're not taking her to a Springsteen concert in January.
And BTW,
Are you kidding me? Why didn't you tell me?!
No, I'm serious. I got to get out of here.
You can say that all you want, buddy,
I am never constipate.That guy is an idiot
What if they just get worse and worse?
I know it looks like I have a tiny hat,
I-I know, the job market is just really bad right now.
who wants to see the big guy
Go.
No, Ted, it's okay.
as in "We're good."