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Yeah.
She's great. Yeah.
and finally she said that somebody cancelled their appointment.
Mr. David, I need your help in this.
- We can make you a latte here. - I'm okay, thank you.
- Is that better? - No, not really.
It just won't mean anything to you, you have too much money.
- I feel like I have to hurry, you know? - Didn't you used to drive a limo?
So, my treat.
You're just all tense.
- Yeah, he getting a massage. - Right.
And she said that one of my friends was gonna get pregnant, Carrie...
Kim nails or Kim psychic?
- Mike. - How are you, man?
- You don't watch it, why do you care? - I'm just making conversation.
- Just like that. - So, I'm thrilled that you're here.
I like to have a real conversation with people.
Putt it.
that you were gonna do what you wanted, when you wanted...
No, I think it's too late for that.
- Promise. - Who's gonna have an affair with me?
- Enjoy yourself. - I can't enjoy myself.
And have you ever talked to her about this, maybe?
she says, "Do you want me to finish you off?"
Would you like me to finish you off?
Come on, it's as good as done, right?
I didn't give him a fork.
but everybody identifies me with Elaine.
- How's your chi? - It's good, it's delicious chi.
I probably should've let the guy eat with his hands.
- I'll seat you myself. - Great.
Are you gonna finish that shrimp? Your last shrimp?
- Did you eat the food? - No, I'll get something on the way home.
There's some rice in there. But I didn't touch any of the shrimp.
Have you seen my keys? I have an appointment with the psychic.