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So as far as this no-sex thing goes, I'm with you 100%.

This could be from the prostatitis.

- "Anal" is not a dirty word, sir. - Tell that to my wife.

- Is it sad? - Her vagina.

We don't have to take our clothes off

Mornings in a hospital are filled with possibilities.

Prison lock-down. No one gets in or out.

So throw your feet up in these stirrups here and scoot your tushie down.

I am awakened by a sound.

You'll remain on the floor until you come up with a new plan for me.

You could encounter a disease you've never seen before,

Perhaps you should wait out in the hallway.

lay on the couch and have a beer, watch some Sports Center,

That's easy. Just tell her about it. Tell her everything you feel.

- Then what is it? - I don't know if you've noticed.

Really? Mr Ferguson's corpse begs to differ.

You told me to tell her how I feel. I did just that.

But if we work at it, we can get beyond that discomfort...